A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better.
Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!”
The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying.
A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face.
She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Little Johnny got on the bus, sat down next to a man reading a book, and noticed the man had his collar on backward. The man, who…
I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in…
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My crush, Daniel, finally asked me out after three years of shy smiles and stolen glances at the office. He took me to a candlelit Italian restaurant,…
For as long as I can remember, planning a vacation has always been both an act of hope and a victory over the endless grind of work….
“Sorry, folks for the hard landing. It wasn’t my fault, blame it on the asphalt.” On this particular flight, the airline pilot noted that he had “hammered…