The Old Man Went for a Checkup… and Revealed a Bit Too Much

Doctor visits are routine as we age—but sometimes, they bring unexpected laughs.

An elderly man came in for a checkup. Everything looked fine, but he had a concern:

“After I’m with my wife the first time, I feel hot and sweaty. But the second time, I feel cold and chilly.”

Puzzled, the doctor examined the man’s wife. She was healthy, so he brought up her husband’s comment.

She burst out laughing.

“That’s because the first time is usually in August… and the second is in January!”

It was the perfect punchline—and a reminder that love, humor, and connection don’t fade with age. They just get funnier.

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